'THIS IS TOO MUCH'! Jacob Wohl's colleague Jack Burkman reveals some, um, unfinished business [pic]

It’s all happening! The press conference with Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, we mean:

I'm at the press conference with Burkman and Wohl. pic.twitter.com/11CrtBe0nN

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018

Wohl is arguing with a reporter about whether or not he was filmed in Arizona

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018

Bussed in MOB pic.twitter.com/BSDYKXYlIc

— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) November 1, 2018

This bus is definitely not here for this presser https://t.co/Mz4gJuvqPz

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018

Lol the bus left pic.twitter.com/oYdu2FBtsg

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018

Are we having fun yet? If not, stick around. Because it gets better:

Now we wait pic.twitter.com/FegPc7xgKJ

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018

.@TrueFactsStated is here explaining the inflatable rat. pic.twitter.com/Si1iizhTrI

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018

The Wohl / Burkman press conference has been stymied by the fact that their much-hyped witness failed to show at all. pic.twitter.com/kDbj8bj8V8

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) November 1, 2018

They've passed out two documents: one is a memo from Sure Fire Intelligence, the other a press release from the FBI dated August 6, 2010. pic.twitter.com/FYwyAbzbNT

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018

Wohl says his client contacted him because his firm, Sure Fire Intelligence, was going to handle an estate matter. He says he default position is "not to believe women." Burkman says his firm did "intense vetting"—shocking for a firm formed so recently? pic.twitter.com/mINMAzJDgM

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018

Wohl is now walking through the accusation, saying his client was "brutally raped" by Mueller. There's already inconsistencies between his account and the docs handed out. pic.twitter.com/rM5I4FA7jH

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018

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Burkman says Wohl is a child prodigy who eclipses Mozart

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018

Amazing. And there’s still more!

Jack Burkman's fly is down. ???

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018

Before you ask, yes. There is a picture:

Sorry pic.twitter.com/bxXtZJG9u3

— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018

There’s definitely a metaphor in there somewhere …

That's the 15th worst thing happening to him right now.

— Brian Nielsen, Colorado cheesehead (@cheesypoof23) November 1, 2018

Wtf I love this timeline now. https://t.co/53V9G1zEdZ

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) November 1, 2018

“And in conclusion…”

*pants fall down, tie rolls up and smacks him in the face*

— Stefan Sirucek (@sirstefan) November 1, 2018

If only.

THIS IS TOO MUCH

— i bless the rains down in Castamere (@Chinchillazllla) November 1, 2018

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