'Trademark that now!!!!' Iowahawk gifts Beto O'Rourke with sick new nickname

As Twitchy told you, MSNBC beclowned themselves yet again with this absurd attempt to turn Beto O’Rourke’s floundering campaign into a net positive for the Texas Democrat:

Beto O'Rourke's campaign has transcended politics to become something of a political-cultural phenomenon. https://t.co/PuVrc3wXFz

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) October 18, 2018

While MSNBC’s spin won’t win Beto much respect, it does seem to have gotten him a brand-new nickname, courtesy of delightful evil genius Iowahawk:

Skateboard Jesus has risenhttps://t.co/ELJ8AXOwTZ

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 18, 2018

Crap. We’re gonna be kicking ourselves for a long time for not thinking of that.

This will go down as one of your Top 5 tweets.

— Bugs Mathis (@maneatscereal) October 18, 2018

Skateboard Jesus…. ???

Trademark that now!!!!

— 1/1024th Secret Squirrel (@SecritSqrl) October 18, 2018

“Skateboard Jesus.” It’s just so perfect. Sick, as Beto’s skater pals would say.

Dems "Did you know, he can float on air?!"

People "That was just a skateboard."

— MATTMcAllister (@Catfatmatty) October 18, 2018

He turned water into wine and then swerved across a median into oncoming traffic

— Sam (@Sam_5thEstate) October 18, 2018

Exit question:

How long before Sen. Spartacus throws sand in his wheels? https://t.co/ea0P3CZcmH

— Nick Gillespie (@nickgillespie) October 18, 2018

Stay tuned to find out!