Ian Millhiser is ThinkProgress’ “justice editor,” but where’s the justice in subjecting us to insanity — and inanity — like this?
https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/960934463545978881
We’re gonna need a minute.
— Jen DinNJ (@JenDinnj) February 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/womenrespectrV2/status/960938498474889217
Scratch that. A minute isn’t nearly enough time to make sense of that tweet.
2. I like pepperoni and mushroom pizza. https://t.co/sclYEApKPF
— Tom (@BoreGuru) February 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/FaithBased92/status/960949391514271746
I feel like this analogy has added absolutely nothing to anyone's understanding of your point.
— War on Christmas Vanguard (@bdragon74) February 6, 2018
Ian this is pablum.
— Goy Division/Jew Order (@ben_geier) February 6, 2018
Imagine reading someone’s tweet and realizing they’ve been eating Tide Pods on a regular basis….
— JenniferW (@JenWoodruff79) February 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/960936680860667904
This is probably one of the most incoherent and overly complex analogies ever.
— waveform55 (@aggiejammer08) February 6, 2018
Once you wrote this and read it, you should have realized it didn't sound as good as it did in your head.
— Gen. Chang's Chicken (@Chowdertron) February 6, 2018
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Sometimes thoughts seem coherent inside one’s head then end up being incredibly stupid once they are made public.
— Daniel Gump ☕️ (@DSiPaint) February 6, 2018
— Carlsbadbugkila ™ (@carlsbadbugkil1) February 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/barclay052603/status/960951904368021504
You actually thought about this, typed it out and tweeted it. I bet you thought it was witty. Possibly even funny?
Ian it’s stupid. This is a stupid thing.
— Kron (@Kronykal) February 6, 2018
— Skin that smokewagon! (@heatpacker) February 6, 2018
That pretty much sums it up, yeah.
Somebody pays you? Seriously. #Wow
— Goldens Rule (@jamesbranch3) February 6, 2018
Maybe they pay him in drugs.
When you have to write hot takes but you have the munchieshttps://t.co/q4pcU1t0Bj
— Ben Sixsmith (@BDSixsmith) February 6, 2018
That though sounds like it should be said during the exhalation of a big bong rip.
You just smoked, didn't you?
— MarcLyon (@MarcLyon) February 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/Jarhead_Jew/status/960945751252766721
Imagine that you eat “special” mushrooms and then tweet…
— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) February 6, 2018
This probably sounded better in your head before the mescaline worth off
— aThirdOfDuane (@aThirdOfDuane) February 6, 2018
No doubt.
Way to abuse pizza in the interest of bizarre verbosity. https://t.co/3ggacGDvPO
— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) February 6, 2018
Ian Millhiser somehow manages to ruin pizza. https://t.co/4g77XtpTVC
— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) February 6, 2018
Just another entry on the ever-embiggening list of things he’s ruined.
I'd tell you to stick to your day job but you suck as a legal / constitutional writer, too. https://t.co/0t7G6vsaXC
— RBe (@RBPundit) February 6, 2018
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