Where would we be without the WaPo to give us all the big scoops? Scoops like this:
Perspective: I read decades of Woody Allen’s private notes. He’s obsessed with teenage girls. https://t.co/XmdYXbU4lx
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) January 4, 2018
He is?
Duh.
— dnswo (@dnswo) January 4, 2018
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Wow who coulda guessed?
— edward yang gang (@cointelsemipro) January 4, 2018
Gosh, who could possibly have guessed….???
— Adrian Wapcaplet (@AdrianWapcapIet) January 4, 2018
Noooooo. Who would have thought this?
— Kathleen Knights formaggio elitario (@kathknights) January 4, 2018
WHAAAAA?!? You….you mean Woody Allen is a creep too?!? Somebody better inform his adopted daughter-wife immediately!
— The Book Of Thomas (@thebookofthomas) January 4, 2018
https://twitter.com/LisaDK11/status/948960972600946689
https://twitter.com/TheWaukeganKid/status/948982781744381953
Uh … has the author seen his movies? No news here.
— Brenda Conaway (@BLouConaway) January 4, 2018
Whatever do you mean? A then 44 Woody Allen, who casted a then 17 Mariel Hemingway, to play his girlfriend. Is a sexual predator? I don't know, something doesn't add up.
— Francis (@YeahThisIsHess) January 4, 2018
Woody Allen is obsessed with young girls? Whoa! Who would of thought?! Hey @washingtonpost, If you're looking for another hot scoop, I heard this guy named O.J. did something the 90's. I'll let you know if I find out anymore details. #journalism https://t.co/2dpFwbfXg7
— Matt Winters (@TheMattWinters) January 4, 2018
What’ll we find out next?
In other breaking news, the Pope is Catholic.
— Mike Piacenza (@mike_piacenza) January 4, 2018
"I spent year studying bears. Here's what I learned about their defecation habits." pic.twitter.com/zSwrwdoinL
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) January 4, 2018