'Is he seriously going machismo'? New Trump press release touts his yuge personal finance disclosure [pic]

Look, I promise. This is for real. I’m totally not lying. Believe me. Trust me on this. https://t.co/uqe5ba42Ez

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) May 17, 2016

Donald Trump continues to find ways to out-Trump himself:

NEW: @realDonaldTrump files personal financial disclosure, asserts net worth "in excess of $10 billion dollars." pic.twitter.com/FHwVbJu3sN

— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) May 17, 2016

Who’s up for a closer look?

These 2 sentences in the Trump Press Release is the greatest 2 sentences in the history of Press Releases: pic.twitter.com/n5otwYqcKU

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) May 17, 2016

Good Lord.

is he seriously going machismo about FEC reports?

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) May 17, 2016

It kinda sorta really sounds like it.

Trump turns FEC reporting into a dick measuring contest. https://t.co/M4pDTFpric

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) May 17, 2016

My FEC report is YUGE! Just like my hands.

— John Goodie (@JohnG00die) May 17, 2016

Like his hands and other things. He guarantees you there’s no problem. He guarantees.

https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/732676720067809280

Meanwhile:

https://twitter.com/justkarl/status/732678420375740417