'You're on that good stuff, dude!' John Kasich has a hot source who says he'll be GOP nominee

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL#Kasixcitement #Kasich4Us https://t.co/QD7iNEvgKq

— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) April 8, 2016

You may think John Kasich is a distant third out of three in the GOP presidential race, but John Kasich knows better:

In case you missed it: The @detroitnews says Gov. Kasich is the right choice for America: https://t.co/cRn4zfhXhC pic.twitter.com/3FlUZtREk0

— John Kasich (@JohnKasich) April 8, 2016

But wait — it gets even better. For you see, not only is Kasich the right choice, but he’s also the inevitable one. Says who, you ask? Says some guy at the Huffington Post:

The @HuffingtonPost is predicting that John Kasich will be the Republican nominee. See why: https://t.co/KoQM5oWwmy pic.twitter.com/OOzgnjfLkA

— John Kasich (@JohnKasich) April 8, 2016

Oh, well then. He’s got this in the bag!

Some HuffPo contributor says @JohnKasich will be the GOP nominee, and Kasich's campaign is bragging about it.#ThatsSoWeaver

— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) April 8, 2016

Hey, you have to take whatever you can get!

@JohnKasich you are delusional, bro. Won one state. Poll last in all others. Most electable? You're on that good stuff, dude!

— Art Vandelay (@Stompjohnson) April 8, 2016

@JohnKasich @HuffingtonPost So "electable" he can only win his home state! #DropOutKasich #Cruz2016 #CruzCrew

— Amy windsor (@alcwindsor) April 8, 2016

@JohnKasich @HuffingtonPost Votes put people at the top of tickets. Go home, John. This is getting sad.

— preppingthebull (@preppingthebull) April 8, 2016