'Made me cough up beer': UK Green Party has surefire strategy for defeating ISIS

So, when it comes to dealing with ISIS, apparently UK’s Green Party has taken a page from Sally Kohn’s counterterrorism playbook:

Green Party statement: "World leaders must defeat ISIS using the weapon that these terrorists fear most of all: peace talks."

— Matthew Holehouse (@mattholehouse) November 16, 2015

This is not a drill:

ISIS wants to sow division & fear but we cannot let actions of extremists dictate our response to refugee crisis: https://t.co/73doRurKPn

— The Green Party (@TheGreenParty) November 16, 2015

Peace talks, eh? Those terrorists must be shaking in their sandals!

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/666348216368148480

Don’t mind if we do.

https://twitter.com/michaeldzachary/status/666353819601797120

https://twitter.com/miphro/status/666370223512141824

https://twitter.com/OMGTeep/status/666331870943162368

https://twitter.com/PhilLeysheo4/status/666350925196492804

https://twitter.com/kaijubushi/status/666333454045458432

@mattholehouse I thought laughter was the best weapon. Oh. we are all laughing at @TheGreenParty. @WikiGuido

— Norman Goldner (@nlygo) November 16, 2015

https://twitter.com/LeicsFox/status/666339822655709184

@mattholehouse *non-stop facepalming*

— Beursbengel (@Beursbengeltje) November 16, 2015

https://twitter.com/kpaterso1875/status/666350891398774784

@mattholehouse What planet are they from??

— John Parry (@jparry1975) November 16, 2015

https://twitter.com/CplSoletrain/status/666348850911641600

@mattholehouse Reads like a parody

— De La fran (@AsIFindIt14) November 16, 2015

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@mattholehouse @MrHarryCole May as well make it a Tupperware party ffs. ?

— Kev ? (@Kev_360) November 16, 2015

https://twitter.com/toadmeister/status/666350526754398208

@mattholehouse wow why didn't we think of that before

— Mark Braude (@MDBraude) November 16, 2015

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/666350737862037504

Has there ever been a member of the Green Party that wasn't a brain-dead stoner? https://t.co/2QpFacHQM2

— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) November 16, 2015

Well, if the peace talks fall through, there’s always this route:

@mattholehouse Maybe a strongly worded letter would do the trick.

— Steven Wade (@fla_steven) November 16, 2015

Or this one:

https://twitter.com/BigRMV/status/666353047073783808