During his big announcement this morning, Donald Trump had a lot to say. Like, a lot. We’re still trying to process all of it.
That’s probably an exercise in futility, though. So instead, we’ll focus on something a little simpler. Namely, does The Donald know how to use a napkin?
SOMEBODY WIPE HIS MOUTH. #Trump
— Nick Jacob (@nicktjacob) June 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/biblebabe69/status/610839547618983936
Can someone please tell Donald Trump to wipe the corner of his mouth. Help him ?#tcot
— Amy Mek (@AmyMek) June 16, 2015
Somebody will be getting fired for not telling Trump he needs to wipe his mouth.
— Joe St. George (@JoeStGeorge) June 16, 2015
What’s all this about, then?
Someone needs to tell Trump about that thing stuck in the corner of his mouth.
— Eric H. (@ericinva) June 16, 2015
Is Trump actually foaming at the mouth?
— Jason Pye (@pye) June 16, 2015
Did anyone see the cream cheese on Trump's mouth though?!
— MB (@missBOSSINbui) June 16, 2015
Donald Trump please wipe the spit crust that's building up in the corner of your mouth
— Nicole ????????⚖️ #TheResistance (@MzDivah67) June 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/WillDangelo/status/610832298657710080
The mouth-corner spittle is a nice touch, too.
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) June 16, 2015
I can't stop staring at the speck of spittle on the corner of Donald Trump's mouth
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) June 16, 2015
NO, REALLY, THERE IS ACTUAL VISIBLE SPIT IN THE CORNER OF TRUMP'S MOUTH. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS IS AN OBSERVATION.
— STEVE HUFF (@SteveHuff) June 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/bflip33/status/610832090872070144
what is that thing on his face pic.twitter.com/GkjcDmTAOV
— Chris Moody (@moody) June 16, 2015
Is Trump frothing at the mouth? it's getting bigger. pic.twitter.com/W8cfRcHCe3
— Mike Opelka (@stuntbrain) June 16, 2015
Trump froth: pic.twitter.com/OIvilfZiR0
— Mike Opelka (@stuntbrain) June 16, 2015
OK, that’s pretty nasty.
Was so distracted by Trump's spittle in the corner of his mouth I didn't even hear what he was saying.
— Thor Diakow (@thordiakow) June 16, 2015
What is in the corner of Trump's mouth? I can't focus on the substance of the speech because of it. pic.twitter.com/aQX3uAKmCT
— Jacob Fischler (@ItsFischy) June 16, 2015
Donald Trump has spit in the corner of his mouth… And it's driving me insane!
— Isaac Ballou (@Ikeballou) June 16, 2015
Wtf is on Trump's face near his mouth ? Ugh gross pic.twitter.com/Vho4MTwPDd
— k.s (@Radioplay) June 16, 2015
Donald Trump has promised the accumulation of saliva in the corner of his mouth will grow exponentially over the next 8 years. #Trump2016
— Titan_Up (@Titan_Up) June 16, 2015
Is Donald trump drunk because he is definitely just spitballing this speech. Literally because there is a ball of spit on his mouth.
— Kaleigh Steinorth (@KSteinorth) June 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/AndieMills/status/610836743978233856
Someone please wipe the spit or food bit on the corner of Trump's mouth. My gag reflexes can only fight so much.
— Tomris Laffly (@TomiLaffly) June 16, 2015
The Manson murder photos aren’t as horrifying as Trump’s dry mouth spunk.
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) June 16, 2015
Dude someone tell trump to wipe his mouth. I can't stop staring at his drool ball.
— Dana Wright (@RadioDana) June 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/GooberMonkey78/status/610832111315124224
Trump has white spittle on the corner of his mouth. I can't tell you how much that disgusts me.
— Nick Jacob (@nicktjacob) June 16, 2015
I can't do it anymore. The spittle in the corner of his mouth is almost making me gag. *click* #Trump2016
— Nick Jacob (@nicktjacob) June 16, 2015
This man donald trump on CNN tryna run for president an got a glob of spit on his mouth. Smh. Wipe ya mouth fool.
— The Underboss (@Godson_Hollaway) June 16, 2015
But maybe we shouldn’t be so hard on him. After all, Donald-spittle is probably worth, like, $5 billion. We should be longing to bask in it!
It's the white spittle in the corner of his mouth that gives Trump the extra gravitas bump.
— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) June 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/DaReelNJ2K/status/610832822547300352
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