'Donkeys for everyone!' Here's a peek at Bernie Sanders' winning platform

Oh, Bernie Sanders … what would we do without you?

Also, on climate: Bernie Sanders calls for "breaking our dependence on automobiles": http://t.co/igH1PoPPiR

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) May 1, 2015

From WaPo:

Such brilliance. How does he do it?

https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/594231482266312705

Lol“@ThePlumLineGS: Also, on climate: Bernie Sanders calls for "breaking our dependence on automobiles": http://t.co/uqt8Sw5MHJ”

— jack (@Jbaker0171) May 1, 2015

Lol, if only this lunatic could win the nomination. https://t.co/ZLOxSpAuix

— B (@BKudron) May 1, 2015

Those’d be some entertaining debates, for sure.

Dear Bernie.

1. Please beat Hillary
2. Please, please, PLEASE run on THIS platform.

Thanks,#gop2016 https://t.co/TkSST1TGpe

— BonkPolitics (@BonkPolitics) May 1, 2015

https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/594234896563961856

Ha! It’s true, though. If he didn’t exist, we’d have to invent him.

First the cars, then the looms. Then, full employment. https://t.co/0kl734537K

— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) May 1, 2015

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https://twitter.com/SahilCDesai/status/594235600636612608

@marybschneider @ThePlumLineGS Yes!! Nothing says progress like going back to the horse and buggy

— Tim Stoesz (@StoeszTim) May 1, 2015

Socialism is so forward-thinking.

"Back in my day, we didn't have these 'automobiles'!" https://t.co/t8Lh7BfGvK @ThePlumLineGS

— William J. Miller (@WilliamJMiller) May 1, 2015

Bernie Sanders dreams of an America without automobiles like when he was a kid.

— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) May 1, 2015

Snicker.

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