As Twitchy reported, State Department luminary Marie Harf thinks that ISIS would stop going around beheading people if they could just find some jobs to occupy their time.
So, on that note, here are just some of the career choices ISIS would be cut out for:
https://twitter.com/Bob_Oscar/status/567675571086184448
Quality Control at Oscar Meyer. #JobsForISIS
— My Pronoun Is Mayonnaise (@MarniBayes) February 17, 2015
https://twitter.com/corpboy_tellem/status/567686109917089792
Child Bride Registry #JobsForISIS
— Stuart (@Ringo6) February 17, 2015
https://twitter.com/Rick_Gemi/status/567699257579544576
Brazilian Steakhouse Servers#JobsForISIS pic.twitter.com/UYfFJAXl49
— It’s Just Jenn (@JennJacques) February 17, 2015
https://twitter.com/bitingtea/status/567711203213185024
https://twitter.com/RedStateBatman/status/567711437423149056
Fire Safety Instructor#JobsForISIS
— It’s Just Jenn (@JennJacques) February 17, 2015
https://twitter.com/11BVet/status/567726947371728896
Suicide vest quality control #JobsForISIS
— Брюс Вебстер (@bfwebster) February 17, 2015
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JV Coach #JobsForISIS
— Stuart (@Ringo6) February 17, 2015
IRS Agent#JobsForISIS
— It’s Just Jenn (@JennJacques) February 17, 2015
And of course, last but not least — the most popular suggestion:
#jobsforisis State Department Spokesperson.
— Valarie Vivino (@ValVivino) February 17, 2015
https://twitter.com/bitingtea/status/567709668718694400
https://twitter.com/RandomHero30/status/567712317010624512
State Dept. Spokesperson #JobsForISIS
— D2 (@DoreenHDickson) February 17, 2015
@JennJacques State Dept Spokesman.#jobsforISIS
— Seoul man (@Monkey3ddd) February 17, 2015
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