'Dear John'? Kissy Boehner and Pelosi get a Nicholas Sparks makeover [Photoshop]

Recently re-elected House Speaker John Boehner shared a sickening smooch with Nancy Pelosi today. Because of course he did.

With a kiss, Speaker Boehner takes gavel from Leader Pelosi to open 114th Congress. pic.twitter.com/imsWlI60jg

— M. Scott Mahaskey (@smahaskey) January 6, 2015

Best way to cope with that kind of horrifying image? Caption contests. And stuff like this:

I got bored. pic.twitter.com/FbJTTRzaTe

— Donny Ferguson ? (@DonnyFerguson) January 6, 2015

Giggles. Disturbing, but perfect.

you're terrible RT @DonnyFerguson: I got bored. pic.twitter.com/BfFHQO9ntI

— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) January 6, 2015

If by “terrible,” you mean “brilliant.” Nicely done, sir.

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