Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration … sweaty Anthony Weiner:

https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/468395108170498048

No. No no no.

Wut, indeed.

Actually, we’re OK without it.

https://twitter.com/TheGreenClovers/status/468395574853894144

We’re not sure, but it’s definitely not today.

Blurgh.