Crisis averted!
The AP reports that an Oklahoma man recently brought a foil-wrapped object to a local police briefing station:
Oklahoma City Police Capt. Dexter Nelson says a man discovered a Thermos-type container in his lawn Thursday afternoon and brought it to a police briefing station. Nelson says the container was heavy and had tinfoil protruding from the lid, so the man considered it suspicious.
Fortunately for all involved, bomb squad analysis revealed that the object was, in fact, a burrito. Which means, of course, that this story is ripe for mockery.
Oh Oklahoma. Lol “@AP: Oklahoma bomb squad says a foil-wrapped suspicious object is just a burrito: http://t.co/q6f1jPMj8z -KH”
— Jarrod Owen ?️? (@ohsnapitsjayrod) November 22, 2013
No Bomb AND a burrito= win/win RT @AP: Oklahoma bomb squad says a foil-wrapped suspicious object is just a burrito: http://t.co/Zg1XQqJi1n
— Danny (@recordsANDradio) November 22, 2013
@recordsANDradio who would just leave a burrito behind?
— Jonathan Feng (@jonfeng1) November 22, 2013
https://twitter.com/tiffany/status/403944262745608193
Hahahahahah. Ok I'm done. Nope hahaha RT @AP: Oklahoma bomb squad says a foil-wrapped suspicious object is just a burrito
— Erica (@ericavalenta) November 22, 2013
@thecazbah dude I saw it and burst out laughing. Who would confuse a burrito for a bomb? Guess there's no Mexican restaurants out there
— mario (@Jr_Vin) November 22, 2013
No @burritojustice no peace “@AP: Oklahoma bomb squad says a foil-wrapped suspicious object is just a burrito: http://t.co/eytP37XS15 -KH”
— jeff reine ? (@mosjef) November 22, 2013
@AP @BenjiSwales Dangerously delicious nonetheless.
— Filter (@OfficialFilter) November 22, 2013
https://twitter.com/lilmeady/status/403941016241446912
Annnnd a little parting food for thought:
https://twitter.com/matthewhurtt/status/403912517853786113
Thats called a “pre-bomb” #poopjoke RT @jaredbkeller: OKC Bomb Squad Says Suspicious Item Was a Burrito http://t.co/t84AVEO72k
— Rollie (@rollie) November 22, 2013
@AP To be fair, burritos have explosive properties of their own.
— torgosPasta @ home (@torgospizza) November 22, 2013
True story.
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