Shecky Sebelius: '#Sharknado injuries will be covered' under Obamacare

Seriously. Her dip in the “Sharknado” waters should be grounds for some sort of reprimand at the very least.

Check out her comedic stylings — if you can stomach them:

@Buzzfeed, in 2014, #Sharknado injuries will be covered as a pre-existing condition under #Obamacare http://t.co/phdwIWvHL2

— Kathleen Sebelius (@SecSebelius) July 12, 2013

Ugh.

Stupid. RT @Sebelius: @Buzzfeed, in 2014, #Sharknado injuries will be covered as a pre-existing condition under #Obamacare

— American Journalists Publish Chinese Propaganda (@JohnEkdahl) July 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/355768132561936384

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/355767824863608832

https://twitter.com/DestroBadass/status/355767774926225408

Cringe-tastic.

@Sebelius If a flying shark punctures my lungs, I know who to call for a transplant.

— Razor (@hale_razor) July 12, 2013

@Sebelius @Buzzfeed will it also be one of the codes that doctors must input when treating patients?

— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) July 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/Tark31/status/355769715559370755

Oh, sa-NAP!

@JohnEkdahl @Sebelius @BuzzFeed Obamacare is Sharknado

— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) July 12, 2013

Yes. Yes it is.