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'I'm not dangerous': Woman-beater Chris Brown drops new single, Team Breezy swoons

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Listen up, ladies. Chris Brown is out with a new single, “Fine China,” about him knowing how to make his woman feel special:

Forget all that stuff about him smacking women around. Like Chris croons, “It’s all right, I’m not dangerous.”

Gag.

The gals of Team Breezy are evidently OK with physical abuse as long as it’s accompanied by a catchy soundtrack, and they’re falling all over themselves to sing Brown’s praises:

https://twitter.com/Juuuulie_B/status/318764989332721664

https://twitter.com/LisaRedmond12/status/318769676417126400

https://twitter.com/damozeler/status/318765178646851585

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Oh yes, so sexy. You should see the way his biceps ripple when he throws a right hook at a girl who gets out of line!

https://twitter.com/kourtttanderson/status/318765971538075648

https://twitter.com/Breezy_Twihard/status/318766346076827648

Sick.

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She’s lucky she wasn’t.

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