That’s not what Jesus would do: Woman-beater Chris Brown posts pic likening himself to Jesus

Wait, what? Woman-beating Chris Brown compared to Jesus?

That’s right. After a brawl with Frank Ocean, R&B singer and bottle-throwing brawler Chris Brown took a break from beating women to compare himself to Jesus.

The woman-beater posted the photo to his fuckyopictures account. The caption for the photo? “Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!” His persecution complex is sickening. As is his beyond offensive comparison to Jesus. Look, woman-beater, being held responsible for your own disgusting actions is what people with common decency do. You are not being persecuted. You beat women. Case closed.

Other Twitter users aren’t struck speechless, and they rightly give Brown the business.

And this Twitter user brings it all home with a recent tweet made before Brown’s despicable comparison.

You aren’t Jesus, you repugnant bully. Seek help.


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  • Love of Country

    It’s okay, the Owebamao Administration sees this troll is a violent AND mental case and should be on their way to confiscate his guns right now …. because he’s mental and violent … they’re probably at his house right now.

    Oh, what’s that? He donated to Owebamao? Well never mind then, D’oh!

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Copy cat…………he’s taking his lead from Obama and NewsweAk.

  • rinodino

    Obama Obama Obama Obama …. Did I mention Obama enough for a Chris brown article? Or do I need a couple more for ODS? Geeeeez

    • ForTheRepublic

      Don’t worry, Dinobyte. I doubt Chris Brown and Mr. Obama will get along well after this. After all, everyone knows Obama is the true “Lord and Savior”.

  • Raye09

    Chris Brown is a loser. No amount of money and fame will buy him class, decency or respect from the general public. He is a joke, and his music is mediocre at best. Why he is even relevant is beyond my comprehension. Where are the Sandra Flukes and Jessica Valenti’s in cases like this? He has proven, time and again to be a violent immature, and unrepentant asshole, yet womens rights organizations happily defend him, because any criticism of him is seen as “racist”.

    • Sons Thunder

      I don’t believe Kim Gandy was vilified by the left as a racist for criticizing his sentence.

      “Paris Hilton got more jail time than Chris Brown did for beating a woman to a pulp,” said Kim Gandy, president of the National Organization for Women. “How could he not spend one day in jail? I find it shocking. There are things that celebrity should not protect you against.”

      I’d love to see evidence of your claim that women’s rights organizations are “happily defending” Chris Brown.

  • Randi Starr

    So crucify him already!


      GMTA, lol: Jesus died for our sins. What say YOU, Chris Brown? Try that, then coming back to life on the 3rd day then we’ll talk…

  • madian_kikyou

    Jesus never beat women, you tool.

  • Rashied Rushing

    Jesus stopped a woman from being stoned…anyway, Brown’s “Jesus” is ripped.

  • Guest

    Why is this jerk so much richer than me?

  • disqus_wGGFKfLp78

    I have my Chris Brown bible right here. It says “Blessed are the douchebags, for they shall beat women.”