Pass the popcorn: Jill Kelley's twin sister retains Gloria Allred as legal counsel

Admit it: you knew it was coming.

As Twitchy reported last week, General David Petraeus — and General John Allen — evidently aided Jill Kelley’s “unstable” twin sister in an ugly custody battle. And now, because the Petraeus/Broadwell/Kelley soap opera wasn’t sordid enough, media vulture Gloria Allred has swooped in.

Shark, jumped. MT @wordsofsarah: Jill Kelley's sister, Natalie Khawam has hired Gloria Allred to represent her http://t.co/AdryB3Wz

— Jordan Fabian (@Jordanfabian) November 19, 2012

Natalie Khawam, sister of Florida socialite Jill Kelley, who sparked an FBI investigation into the affair, has hired famed activist-lawyer Gloria Allred, according to the pair’s brother, David.

It wasn’t immediately clear why Khawam would need a lawyer, but Allen and Petraeus both wrote letters on her behalf during her custody battle with ex-husband Grayson Wolfe – a battle Khawam eventually lost. The judge in the case said Khawam had “severe psychological deficits.”

Twitterers are bracing themselves:

https://twitter.com/GrahamDavidA/status/270638083735683074

Of. Course. RT @khinman: Natalie Khawam, the twin sister of Jill Kelley, has retained Gloria Allred as her lawyer.

— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) November 19, 2012

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This will end well. RT @khinman Natalie Khawam, the twin sister of Jill Kelley, has retained Gloria Allred as her lawyer.

— RBe (@RBPundit) November 19, 2012

Put a tent on that circus! #Petraeus RT @khinman: Natalie Khawam, the twin sister of Jill Kelley, has retained Gloria Allred as her lawyer.

— lobsterstyle (@lobsterstyle) November 19, 2012

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G-L-O-R-I-ugh.