Gigglesnortage: Conservatives prepare for VP debate by imagining #JoeBidenMovies

Ever since Paul Ryan was picked as Mitt Romney’s running mate, conservatives have been eagerly anticipating — and liberals dreading — the vice presidential debate against Joe Biden. Well, the big night is here at last, and, in advance of the main event, conservative Twitterers are offering up a delightful overture in the form of the #JoeBidenMovies hashtag game.

So grab yourself some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the brilliance:

https://twitter.com/MonteBlachford/status/256522615991177217

#JoeBidenMovies A Passage To Indian Accent.

— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) October 11, 2012

https://twitter.com/burtdw1/status/256527548832436224

#JoeBidenMovies Me, Myself, and I don't know what century I'm in.

— ??TheBaron@405?? (@kicknback123) October 11, 2012

https://twitter.com/CandiLissa/status/256524177341820929

https://twitter.com/EjuaJosey/status/256532042991427585

#JoeBidenMovies The Longest Daze

— HopeNChangeFail (@HopeNChangeFail) October 11, 2012

The Great Gaffsby #JoeBidenMovies What, #tooeasy?

— sjsturkie (@sjsturkie) October 11, 2012

The Man With No Brains #JoeBidenMovies

— Michael McNally (@notoserfdom) October 11, 2012

https://twitter.com/izzy68/status/256526892264480768

#JoeBidenMovies The Big Effing Lebowski

— 1830 Project (@1830project) October 11, 2012

#JoeBidenMovies Its a Wonderful Lie

— Jamie Domber (@JamieDomber) October 11, 2012

https://twitter.com/CandiLissa/status/256528415132377088

#JoeBidenMovies The Scarlet Wimpernell

— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) October 11, 2012

#JoeBidenMovies The Gods Must Be Crazy (to have let him be Veep)

— HopeNChangeFail (@HopeNChangeFail) October 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/Viasmom/status/256527434587963393

#joebidenmovies Gonna Put Y'All Back in Chainsaw Massacre

— Fight Smarter (@ME2_22) October 11, 2012

#JoeBidenMovies From Hair to Infirmity #tcot

— Reaganesque (@TheReaganWay) October 11, 2012

https://twitter.com/CandiLissa/status/256523898055692288

#JoeBidenMovies "Bridges of Madison F**king County Or Wherever The Hell I Am."

— If you can see this, the quality filter is broken (@TheC0zmo) October 11, 2012

Bahahaha!

#JoeBidenMovies Biden Doesn't Live Here Any More

— Miss Gulch (@mylittlepretty) October 11, 2012

Hopefully in November, that movie will get made.

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