Celebs gleefully lick Evolver in Chief's boots

Heh. Apparently “true leadership” was redefined at some point to mean “going back and forth and only taking a stand when it’s politically expedient.” It’s totally hip and cool to be for something after you’ve been against something after you’ve been for something but not really except maybe.

At least it seems to be enough to satisfy a bunch of self-righteous celebrities with very short memories:

https://twitter.com/#!/alecbaldwin/status/200329888425713665

https://twitter.com/#!/michellebranch/status/200303350514847744

https://twitter.com/#!/nanettelepore/status/200300268972277763

https://twitter.com/#!/EllenPage/status/200337206144024577

https://twitter.com/#!/aliciakeys/status/200337641361780736

https://twitter.com/#!/ricky_martin/status/200319456210198528

https://twitter.com/#!/RichardDreyfuss/status/200333611260583937

https://twitter.com/#!/kevinbacon/status/200340549121753088

https://twitter.com/#!/kathygriffin/status/200329046331113472

https://twitter.com/#!/EvaLongoria/status/200334688160710657

https://twitter.com/#!/tyrabanks/status/200311662778126336

https://twitter.com/#!/Mruff221/status/200366784648454144

https://twitter.com/#!/jessetyler/status/200316327280377856

Awww!

Between these guys and the media, this is all just one big slobberfest.

We’re still waiting on them to come out and praise Dick Cheney, who has been in favor of gay marriage – privately and publicly – for some time.

We have a feeling we’ll be waiting a while.