OK, guys. I have something that’s weighing really heavily on me today and I need to get it off my chest.
I saw something this morning. Something … I wasn’t prepared to see. Something I could never have been prepared to see.
And now, in the interest of spreading the trauma around, because misery loves company, I’m going to make sure that you see it, too. So here it is:
https://twitter.com/njhochman/status/1588179424721051648
This makes Elaine Benes look like Paula Abdul. Talk about your full-body dry heave set to music, right? Sweet fancy Moses.
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The only thing Beto O’Rourke might be worse at than running for office is dancing
This guy puts the capital C in Cringe.😬😬😬 https://t.co/twAEobhWho
— George Wept (@GeorgeWept) November 3, 2022
And how.
— Anthony Abides (@AnthonyAbides) November 3, 2022
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA pic.twitter.com/2dc8aJx7d7
— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) November 3, 2022
Whoever it was should be fired. Beto should probably fire himself, too, just to be thorough.
I hope Beto loses by a billion.
I do feel bad for him here, though… he clearly knows this is cringe.
Candidates need to say “no, I don’t want to do a cringe TikTok. If I lose, I lose”https://t.co/24l5LYrwtZ
— bartleby (@ElderBartleby) November 3, 2022
He could’ve said no. He made the choice not to.
cringe, but also creepy https://t.co/nwWDYaVUIG
— kaitlin (@thefactualprep) November 3, 2022
Well, yeah. The guy’s literally busting a move for more dead babies.
just because you saw this doesn't mean we needed to
— Isabelle Morales (@IsabelleAliciaa) November 3, 2022
Doesn’t it, though?
I had to see this, so you do too. https://t.co/g184EIFB3t
— Jim Antle (@jimantle) November 3, 2022
https://twitter.com/njhochman/status/1588180932086837248
Not gonna lie, kinda wish Patrick Bateman could come over here and knock me unconscious right now. I’d very much like to forget that this day ever happened.
I'm legitimately offended as a Texan.
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) November 3, 2022
Sir, it should offend you as an American. It should offend you as a human being.
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1588182167972188168
Never thought we’d get here, but here we are.
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1588182303112675331
Oh well. In any event, congratulations to Greg Abbott on winning re-election.
Abbot by a billion https://t.co/6vO1rE3NRU
— The Middle-earth Mixer (@MiddleearthMixr) November 3, 2022
Calling it now.
He deserves to lose for this.
Just for this. https://t.co/rLXk7dzTyc
— Jeff Charles, Agent of Chaos🏴 (@jeffcharlesjr) November 3, 2022
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