‘What does this even actually mean?’ Increasingly desperate Joe Biden serves up word salad in the hopes of winning hearts and minds

We need a president who believes in science.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 19, 2020

The United States of America has always emerged stronger from every trial and tribulation — and we will again. We will overcome this.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 20, 2020

Now more than ever, we need a president who will choose to unite rather than divide.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 20, 2020

That is, like, so deep. But it’s nothing compared to this:

When we emerge from this crisis, we can’t just go back to the way things were before. We need to take this country to a place we’ve never been. Where we finally live up to our highest ideals and everyone gets a full share of the American dream.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 20, 2020

We’re gonna need some dressing to go with that word salad.

GP How? Specifically how. https://t.co/4ECrlg7geL

— The Gormogons (@Gormogons) May 20, 2020

Don’t ask for specifics, man. Just feel. Just let the feels wash over you.

What does this even actually mean? It’s just idealism and pointless banter about the American dream like seriously? Ppl are voting for ppl who have their interns tweet this type of shit? In the year 2020?? We’re still doing this? Like 1965 hasn’t already happened?

— Tef Poe the ? (@TefPoe) May 20, 2020

GP Looks like Biden's hired Hillary and Obama's campaign staff. They generate gauzy, feel-good statements that let a voter think the candidate agrees with them but in reality the statements say absolutely nothing.

Warren was awful, but at least you knew where she stood. https://t.co/4ECrlg7geL

— The Gormogons (@Gormogons) May 20, 2020

Who dusted off the Pete Buttigieg Platitude Generator?

— Holden (@Holden114) May 20, 2020

Perhaps Joe hired Pete's intern?

— Blame Big Government (@BlameBigGovt) May 20, 2020

omg enough with the empty platitudes Joe

— CNN sucks (@Fishbones2017) May 20, 2020

You're not Obama and you sound stupid when you try. https://t.co/L7MKuj6p7f

— China is lying (@jtLOL) May 20, 2020

It was bad enough the first time around.