Congress has America’s best interests at heart. There’s really no other explanation for this provision in the COVID19 relief bill:

Phew!

That’s sarcasm, just so we’re clear here.

God forbid a relief bill be about relief for the people that need relief.

Well, for what it’s worth:

So basically Congress is a hot mess.

Congress has a hell of a lot to answer for.

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Update:

Surprise! There’s plenty more government waste where that came from:

That one.

And how about this?

Guess there are quite a few “drafting errors” in this thing.