Elizabeth Warren is emerging as the 2020 Democratic frontrunner, but illustrious supergenius Jacob Wohl’s got a plan to stop her momentum cold. Via his equally illustrious partner in crime Jack Burkman:

Hope “protesters” don’t show up at this presser, too! Because the conscious of the nation is at stake.

Words aren’t these two dudes’ strong suit. Suits are their strong suits, either:

Tall order, but you never know!

He should be.

***

Update:

OK, so maybe this presser won’t be a total waste:

Oh, well. In that case, sign us up!

***

Update:

Let’s check in on the proceedings, shall we?

Toast.

So at least this whole thing wasn’t a total loss, then.

***

Update:

You guys:

This is just … *chef’s kiss*

***

Looks like Jacob Wohl is ‘helping’ again by soliciting false assault claims against Pete Buttigieg