Samantha is a professional comedienne. She’s also, it seems, a hugger. But she’s not sure what to do right now:
I’m a hugger and this is a tough time for us. If only there was some way we could comfort each other in this time of confusion. I can’t think of anything. Drawing a total blank.
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) December 5, 2017
Here’s why she’s currently in the midst of a moral dilemma:
People who press their dick up against your body are to huggers as NRA members are to responsible gun owners.
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) December 5, 2017
Alllllrighty then.
https://twitter.com/Charlestoned420/status/938136334761451521
Well, Chelsea Handler’s a comedienne, and she’s not mildly amusing. So clearly the rules have changed.
Huh?
— Blackburn Review©®™ (@BlackburnReview) December 5, 2017
Imagine thinking this made sense. https://t.co/iZblRZN7CS
— Kassy Dillon (@KassyDillon) December 5, 2017
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Imagine thinking it's funny. She holds herself out as a comedian.
— Charlie Muffin (@SkippyMiller22) December 5, 2017
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I simply cannot grasp this analogy. It’s kinda icky, but stupid.
— Texas Pilgrim (@SpringAmerican6) December 5, 2017
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Give me a moment to try to make sense of this… **still thinking**
— Jennifer (@gingerylocks) December 5, 2017
Just got a hernia trying to figure that one out
— William (@LastWordWilliam) December 5, 2017
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