'Trying WAY too hard': Professional comedienne likens NRA members to sexual predators

Samantha is a professional comedienne. She’s also, it seems, a hugger. But she’s not sure what to do right now:

I’m a hugger and this is a tough time for us. If only there was some way we could comfort each other in this time of confusion. I can’t think of anything. Drawing a total blank.

— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) December 5, 2017

Here’s why she’s currently in the midst of a moral dilemma:

People who press their dick up against your body are to huggers as NRA members are to responsible gun owners.

— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) December 5, 2017

Alllllrighty then.

https://twitter.com/Charlestoned420/status/938136334761451521

Well, Chelsea Handler’s a comedienne, and she’s not mildly amusing. So clearly the rules have changed.

Huh?

— Blackburn Review©®™ (@BlackburnReview) December 5, 2017

Imagine thinking this made sense. https://t.co/iZblRZN7CS

— Kassy Dillon (@KassyDillon) December 5, 2017

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Imagine thinking it's funny. She holds herself out as a comedian.

— Charlie Muffin (@SkippyMiller22) December 5, 2017

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I simply cannot grasp this analogy. It’s kinda icky, but stupid.

— Texas Pilgrim (@SpringAmerican6) December 5, 2017

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Give me a moment to try to make sense of this… **still thinking**

— Jennifer (@gingerylocks) December 5, 2017

Just got a hernia trying to figure that one out

— William (@LastWordWilliam) December 5, 2017

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