Like many in social media, I’ve been calling Brian Stelter, ‘Tater’ for several months now.
Hey, he earned it.
Others call him ‘Hall Monitor,’ which I find is also suitable but for some reason, ‘Tater’ is my nickname of choice for CNN’s most reliable source … which says a whole lot about CNN and ain’t none of it good.
Welp, sounds like Sean Hannity has come up with his own ‘term of endearment’ for Tater, and it works.
Sorry I missed this… While Hannity was calling me Humpty Dumpty again, I was busy on the phone with sources… https://t.co/NvdHevgu5P
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) November 26, 2019
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Brian was super busy on the phone with ‘sources’ so he missed Hannity calling him, Humpty Dumpty.
Sure.
He had to know this would only lead to more mockery, right?
You mean leakers?
— Sarah Q. (@nebraskawoman76) November 26, 2019
Ding ding ding.
Calling Domino's for delivery doesn't count as "on the phone with sources"
— FunctionallyObese (@FunctionalObese) November 26, 2019
haha– no one CALLS Dominos anymore– the online ordering website is much more convenient. cmon man.
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) November 26, 2019
Umm … whoa, this was almost funny.
Has someone hacked Tater?
Nah.
Were you calling all the king’s men?https://t.co/aMiyDyMnCn
— Boomieleaks (@notwokieleaks) November 26, 2019
No reason, after all, they couldn’t put Humpty together again.
if i ever start behaving that way, i hope you'll unfollow me
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) November 26, 2019
Ummm …
You just said 63 million Americans are idiots under mind control.
CNN calls anyone right of Nancy Pelosi a nazi.
CNN has called innocent citizens Russian agents.
CNN regularly calls their competitor state ran tv.
Your network spews hate hourly about middle America.— Stephy Wilson (@stephywilson83) November 26, 2019
His self-awareness really is zero.
It’s impressive.
Like Michael Avenatti???
— Dog guy (@Catsorange1) November 26, 2019
HA HA HA HA HA
are these the "sources" you speak of… pic.twitter.com/umprWYtCMu
— Gianbattista (@gbtiepolo1) November 26, 2019
GrubHub does not count.
— Kyle Beckley (@Kyle_Beckley) November 26, 2019
I mean, even if he wasnt calling you Humpty Dumpty, he would still be on air and so he couldnt be on the phone with sources…
— Max Wagner (@MaxJWagner) November 26, 2019
@brianstelter on the phone with sources pic.twitter.com/tEHdjYgcoO
— erick pacheco (@erickpacheco) November 26, 2019
So.
Good.
Brian can’t get out of his own way.
