Christmas Morning Merry Meme Madness
NBC News: Judges Who Ruled Against Trump Say Harassment and Threats Have Upended...
Tim Walz Says ICE Raids Are What Happens ‘When They No Longer Hide...
Ho Ho No: Libertarian Compares Santa to Illegals, Gets Ratio'd Into the North...
Former EU Commissioner Butthurt About Being Banned From the US for Censorship
Derek Hunter Violated X's Rules Against Hateful Content With Post About Jennifer Welch
Peak Christmas Nerdery: Full Probability Analysis of Why the Home Alone Family Slept...
Margaret Sullivan Says Journalism's Goal Is to 'Afflict the Comfortable and Comfort the...
Conservative Clash: Bari Weiss Allegedly Turns on Megyn Kelly After She Snubs CBS...
A Warm AI Christmas Card From The Democrats, But Not Really
Cali's Insane Solution to Wildfires: Force 2M Homeowners to Rip Out Gardens Instead...
Katie Miller Hits Taylor Swift's Donation to Feeding America With a Reality Check
Merry Christmas from the Map-Challenged: Jesus the Palestinian, According to Clueless Left...
'You Know Who I Am': Former RI Mayoral Candidate 'Abused' by Cop Who...
Belated Festivus Grievances: X's Broken Algo, Scams Stealing Billions, and Anti-Semitism C...

'Looks like an out-of-work substitute teacher': Daily Dot claims Beto is 'making people horny' (thread is COMEDY GOLD)

Democrats have proven that what matters most to them is not policy, or ideas, or integrity, or knowledge, or even experience. No no, what matters to them is if their candidate is hip and cool and DOWN with his or her fellow man.

Advertisement

And he or she is especially popular if they play air guitar and skateboard in a parking lot at night.

Seriously, who needs substance when you’ve got a candidate cutting steak?

Beto is making people horny.

Well then, what are they waiting for? Why even have a primary? Democrats should clearly make him their candidate in 2020.

And we thought the Bigfoot erotica thing was weird …

It’s glorious.

HA!

Advertisement

Hey good point, what about the vegans?! Oppressors!

#Evergreen.

Ok SMOD, any day now.


Related:

This is a BAAAAAD point! CNN commentator tries dragging Republicans over Mississippi, trips HARD over Democrats

‘Did you guys REPORT ME?!’ Buzzfeed reporter learns the hard way that Twitter has NO sense of humor when it comes to Tide

OMG YES! The Onion’s piece on why Facebook is on the decline was PERFECTLY timed with #FacebookOutage

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement