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'Like Harry Potter but not.' Journos look to cover YUGE lines for 'Fire and Fury', there's just 1 problem

Michael Wolff’s book on Trump, ‘Fire and Fury,’ was supposedly in such high demand after Trump tried to halt its release that publishers moved the release date up for the book up to today (well, last night).

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Journos were SO SURE that people would be lining up into the streets to buy the book that would ultimately be the end of Donald Trump that they were front and center to cover the release.

There was only one problem.

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/949125682986090496

So no line of people, but a line of journos.

Hilarious.

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/949133939955793920

This thread is everything.

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/949139889915805697

BIG NEWS FOLKS.

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/949140993823072257

At least the fifth grader is paying in cash.

Oh wait, he said fifth-grade TEACHER, our bad.

Hey, there are a lot of woke fifth graders out there … heh.

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/949141543893458946

Live tweeting the MAGIC!

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/949142116847968256

Wolff should send Trump a thank you note at the very least for the amount of attention and free marketing the president gave him.

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/949145047668174849

Hrm. Nope.

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/949148165147566081

Us too, even though the book is usually better than the movie.


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