Damn near PERFECT: Iowahawk wins Twitter with his take on Spacey's response to allegations

Seems the Left has figured out the best way to get around doing horrible things is to claim you’re either transgender or come out of the closet. At least that’s what Kevin Spacey has done with the allegations against him of sexual misconduct towards Anthony Rapp when he was 14. Wonder what that defense would look like in real life?

Iowahawk played it out:

Cop: did you just crash your truck into the liquor store again?
Me: I choose now to live my life as a gay man

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 30, 2017

Hrm might have to try this …

Oh… Well then, sir. Have a wonderful day. Drive Safe!

— Nando (@TooOldTooStupid) October 30, 2017

Cop: You were going 105 in a 45 zone.
Us: We’ve decided to live our lives as gay people.
Cop: Oh, well in that case off with you. You’re so brave!

I'm thinking about issuing a leather-bound edition of my liquor store tweetshttps://t.co/jZNyX8oQh8

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 30, 2017

Capitalism for the win!

https://twitter.com/barnettjake/status/925010930697736192

We see what you did there.

https://twitter.com/justlgi/status/925012516186533889

Oh yeah, we forgot about that little deflection tactic.

Our bad.

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