If you had told this editor she would spend two days in a row writing about cows at Twitchy, she’d have laughed and asked you to stop eating paint chips … and yet here we are.
Day two covering cows, all because PETA decided it was SEXIST to eat cheese. Oh you didn’t see that one? Promise we’re not making that up, see for yourself.
And now THIS:
A cow is a biological machine invented by humans to turn grass into steak.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) August 7, 2017
Hey Neil, remember when Edison invented the cow?
Good times.
We invented the cow? Go us! https://t.co/q35h1RjWJV
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 7, 2017
Whoohoo!
So does that mean we invented pigs too? Mmmm, bacon.
https://twitter.com/themanfronUNCLE/status/894698791760277504
We should honestly invent a half cow, half pig creature to provide filets wrapped in bacon. RIGHT?!
Greatest invention ever! The COW! When did man invent the cow, @neiltyson
— Angie's Guy (@MinifigureDad) August 7, 2017
Around the time man invented trees, duh.
A scientist. Supposedly.
— Gardrail (@Gardrail) August 8, 2017
He’s only marginally more scientific than Bill Nye.
I hope they aren't GMO.
— Never mind. (@DoogerNorth) August 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/derek3wl/status/894696168415997952
Stop that! That’s silly.
https://twitter.com/Jonny2ASupp/status/894700194666774528
Well now this is just getting weird.
Merica!
— Skippy ? (@SKIPdaZIP) August 7, 2017
U-S-A! U-S-A!
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WOKE AF! PETA claims eating cheese is sexist against female cows … no seriously, stop laughing