Al Gore has released (another) movie, this one called ‘An Inconvenient Sequel’; full transparency, we’d forgotten about his first movie. Guess it wasn’t all that memorable? Ratings for the new movie are less than stellar, with IMDB giving it 5.2 out of 10 stars.
On that note, Twitter came up with #ReasonsNotToSeeAlGoresMovie, as if we needed more reasons other than it’s Al Gore’s movie to NOT see it …
Here are some of the best:
#ReasonsNotToSeeAlGoresMovie
Because Al Gore.— H. L. Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 7, 2017
That’s enough for us not to see it.
There are too many to count. #ReasonsNotToSeeAlGoresMovie
— Jerry Markon (@JerryMarkon) August 7, 2017
Dude, we’ll seriously be here ALL day.
Heh.
I've seen Al Gore. Heard him over 5 minutes. That's pretty much anyone needs to know everything about him.
— Pooka Luck (@MuchLuck) August 7, 2017
Why would people pay good money to listen to Al Gore talk about ANYTHING?
https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/894606863844683782
Freakin’ polar bears!
The CO2 emissions created as you drive to the theater will melt three glaciers. #ReasonsNotToSeeAlGoresMovie
— FrogDoc (@TueborFrog) August 7, 2017
In fact the CO2 emissions we created writing this story killed a dozen polar bears and a couple of baby sea lions.
https://twitter.com/rshackelford14/status/894600526989598720
Florida is GONE.
Don't have boots to wade through the bullshit #ReasonsNotToSeeAlGoresMovie
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) August 7, 2017
Boots and stilts.
#ReasonsNotToSeeAlGoresMovie
I'm too busy waiting for climate change to transform my properties in AZ into beachfront properties.— Catt (@CattHarmony) August 7, 2017
Recommended
#ReasonsNotToSeeAlGoresMovie Driving to a movie theater causes climate change.
— Gringo Suave ?? (@2009superglide) August 7, 2017
Right?!
#ReasonsNotToSeeAlGoresMovie because I'm to busy working to pay my little electric bill that is 1/34 of his
— Jill (@Jillyterese) August 7, 2017
Ouch.
#ReasonsNotToSeeAlGoresMovie
You might see lena Dunham there— Save America (@WinnaWinna2016) August 7, 2017
Dear God NO!
https://twitter.com/MuffinAndElliot/status/894647645280522240
Duh.
It probably has Manbearpig in it #ReasonsNotToSeeAlGoresMovie pic.twitter.com/BCgOfLtVcq
— Retired MP (@Bravo10thDoug) August 7, 2017
Ha! We see what you did there.
#ReasonsNotToSeeAlGoresMovie
ANTIFA was blocking the road.— Kenny in Cleveland (@kennylatimer216) August 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/redeemthestory/status/894643228829528068
The end is DEFINITELY near! Dogs and cats, living together … MASS HYSTERIA.
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