Because women constantly tie heavy objects to their parts to see if they can lift them … sure, that’s totes normal.
This "Vaginal Kung Fu Master" Can Lift More With Her Vagina Than You Can With Your Arms https://t.co/xQQbv6PNlr pic.twitter.com/c7SsYJxSNS
— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) December 4, 2016
Vaginal Kung Fu Master? Who knew there was such a thing?
Per Cosmopolitan:
Kim Anami, a 44-year-old intimacy coach and vaginal weight lifter who claims she can lift up to 10 pounds with nothing but her genital muscles and can have up to 20 orgasms in a row.
Ok, what has HAPPENED to Cosmopolitan? Sure, they’ve always been out on the feminist fringe of crazy but lately it’s like they have to out-weird themselves. Take for example the Valentine’s Day where they suggested getting someone a chocolate butthole as a gift? We are NOT making that up … it’s the stuff of nightmares and weirdness but it’s true.
So maybe we shouldn’t be surprised by THIS?
https://twitter.com/TexasYankee001/status/805395332674842624
Better question is WHY, absolutely.
someone hacked your account
— Andrewsdale (@SAndrew76) December 4, 2016
You’d think but NOPE. This is Sunday morning normal for Cosmopolitan it seems.
Bleh.
how does a person even discover having this skill? You know what, I don't wanna know.
— Jackie B (@pinkjackieb) December 4, 2016
One day this gal was hanging curtains … you know what, never mind, we don’t wanna know either.
Gross.
— Ned Snark (@NedSnark23) December 4, 2016
Indeed.
Ewww. Wtf did I just see @kariden32
— Chelsea ?? (@chelsea_rogers9) December 4, 2016
You just saw Cosmopolitan … yup, that’s it.
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