For being a supposed historic speech, Hillary Clinton left the majority of Americans feeling a bit … underwhelmed. She came off as robotic, practiced and insincere – that and the possibility the lifeblood of 34 virgins sustains her:
I almost cannot believe she is this bad at this. No wonder it took her 9,763 years and the lifeblood of 34 virgins to get her to this point.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 29, 2016
I'm so thankful for Twitter so I can read it instead of listening to @HillaryClinton @benshapiro #DemsInPhilly
— Susan Sims (@SusanSimsPhoto) July 29, 2016
Yes, reading Ben’s timeline was much more entertaining than actually listening to Hillary speak.
Perhaps Hillary's historic moment wasn't that convincing because robots have no gender
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 29, 2016
Does that mean Hillary will have to start playing the robot card? Asking for a friend.
Hillary's plan is to speak long enough that all the mortals die off and she can assume the throne by walking over their desiccated skulls.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 29, 2016
Mwahahahahahaha.
All joking aside, this speech is like being clocked in the head repeatedly with a sledgehammer made of petrified dog feces.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 29, 2016
Yuck. And sadly, true.
Worst. Speech. Ever.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) July 29, 2016
That’s the consensus.
But at this point, what difference does it make?
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