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'Looks like an out-of-work substitute teacher': Daily Dot claims Beto is 'making people horny' (thread is COMEDY GOLD)

Democrats have proven that what matters most to them is not policy, or ideas, or integrity, or knowledge, or even experience. No no, what matters to them is if their candidate is hip and cool and DOWN with his or her fellow man.

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And he or she is especially popular if they play air guitar and skateboard in a parking lot at night.

Seriously, who needs substance when you’ve got a candidate cutting steak?

Beto is making people horny.

Well then, what are they waiting for? Why even have a primary? Democrats should clearly make him their candidate in 2020.

And we thought the Bigfoot erotica thing was weird …

It’s glorious.

HA!

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Hey good point, what about the vegans?! Oppressors!

#Evergreen.

Ok SMOD, any day now.


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