The New York Times makes us laugh. A lot.

We owe them lunch and several batches of cookies for giving us so much NONSENSE to write about over the past few years, true story. Every day all you have to do is peruse their opinion section and trust us, something really stupid will pop up that you can mock. It’s almost gotten to the point where this has become their thing.

Seriously, when Shannon Watts is sharing the piece? Heh.

From the New York Times:

Naturally, all this has led to lots of pained disapproval from self-appointed guardians of civility. A Washington Post editorial urged the protesters to think about the precedent they are setting. “How hard is it to imagine, for example, people who strongly believe that abortion is murder deciding that judges or other officials who protect abortion rights should not be able to live peaceably with their families?” it asked.

Of course, this is not hard to imagine at all, since abortion opponents have assassinated abortion providers in their homes and churches, firebombed their clinics and protested at their children’s schools. The Roman Catholic Church has shamed politicians who support abortion rights by denying them communion. The failure to acknowledge this history is a sign of the reflexive false balance that makes it hard for the mainstream media to grapple with the asymmetric extremism of the Republican Party.

Yes, clearly it’s the Right who is violent. Shall we remind this writer about the man who tried to shoot and kill several members of the Republican Party last year at a baseball practice? It’s like these people have their heads stuck in the sand or up their backsides.

We’re. Not. A. Democracy.

Wow. Watch this.

We do have a problem in this country, and it’s that the Left has collectively lost their damn minds.

What he said.

Cultural power.

Huh.

Sounds like a bunch of BS to us, but you know, we ain’t got that sort of cultural power. WHOOO DAWGIE! If we rolled our eyes any further back in our heads it might do permanent damage.

Yup.

They have literally become Trump’s campaign because they can’t help themselves.

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