Where the Hell has Patton Oswalt been for the last eight years? Seriously. How could he have missed the Obama selfie-a-thon on Twitter?

Memorial Day? Obama selfie.

Rosa Parks birthday? Obama selfie.

Christmas Day? Obama selfie … oh wait, that would have meant he actually paid attention to Christmas, never mind.

One of the Obama children lost a tooth? Obama selfie.

Mandela’s funeral? Obama selfie (with a hot chick!)

Navy Seals killed Bin Laden? Obama selfie.

Thanksgiving? Obama selfie.

Yes, yes he is.

Famous golfer dies? Obama selfie.


But yeah, tell us more about how awful it was for Trump to post a video of his administration honoring those lost on 9/11.

Disingenuous at best, Patton.


HUME-ILIATED: Brit Hume reminds Susan Rice, as only HE can, that she’s a lying liar who lies