This is the media, folks.
These are the people we are supposed to look to for information and important stories.
Honestly, we have no words to convey how abhorrent this headline and story really are:
COVID has turned breathing into a deadly event and all of us into potential serial killers https://t.co/2Jz6yxwq8S
— Detroit Free Press (@freep) December 1, 2020
Breathing is a deadly event and we’re all potential serial killers.
What a crock of nonsensical garbage served up in a hot mess of stupid.
Because ya’ know, we don’t get enough fear-porn when it comes to COVID.
Just look at the source. 😎 None of us in Michigan except some in Detroit and the People's Republic of Ann Arbor, pay ANY attention to that rag. Mostly we start our fireplaces and wood stoves with it.
— Tim Evans (@DibpTim) December 1, 2020
Gretch probably LOVES it.
Shameless hyperbolic fear-mongering. aka: Modern Journalism.
— Office of the Shit-Poster Elect (@cheapoldbstd) December 1, 2020
A healthy adult has a far greater chance of being murdered in your city than dying of covid. But keep 'em scared.
— I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous (@DenverBizGuy) December 1, 2020
This is called paranoid schizophrenia. The author of this article should see a counselor.
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) December 1, 2020
— 100 Proof 🥃 (@ChampionCapua) December 1, 2020
— Saving Ferris ⚕️ (@StreetDoc_67) December 1, 2020
— Angry Sumo about to overthrow the Fat Man (@seantlittle1) December 1, 2020
This is the dumbest headline I have ever seen. Irresponsible journalism.
— Jdoesntlikeyou (@Jdoesntlikeyou) December 1, 2020
Also a deadly event: not breathing
— Keith Maniac, kraken up (@CutItOutPutin) December 1, 2020
Right? We suppose if you’re worried about being a serial killer you could just hold your breath but that doesn’t seem very smart either.