The way most teens show they’re radical these days is by dressing up in homemade black body armor and shields and setting Portland on fire every other week. So we’re not trying to pick on Ohio Congresswoman Joyce Beatty; she obviously hasn’t signed up for one of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ “How to Tweet” lessons, and it’s pretty endearing.
Hey teens! Vaping isn’t fleek or fire ???, that’s why the State of Ohio launched #MyLifeMyQuit to show you that you don’t need fat clouds ☁️☁️☁️ to be radical! ???https://t.co/Jui9ezzLmZ
— Joyce Beatty (@RepBeatty) July 9, 2019
— MAXX (@MaxxEckert) July 9, 2019
You knew that one was coming.
Cowabunga dude!
— Pres Candidate going on Duolingo to learn Spanish (@Sindefinitive) July 9, 2019
what if we want to be totally tubular
— Handjobs for Ewoks (@jeauboux) July 9, 2019
gnarly.
— Mitchy Barkhamm (@picturej) July 9, 2019
omfg period…
— Bae of Pigs (@paulsef) July 9, 2019
remember the day your Mom found the emoji keyboard on her phone
— Latentem (@Latentem) July 9, 2019
— John Lovett (@jlove1982) July 9, 2019
Extremely cool words and emojis here. Makes u think
— MC the People's Haunted Barn Fun Time Party (@ascannerburkely) July 9, 2019
pack it in, guys: Joyce Beatty says vaping isn't cool.
— ? D i n g u s ? (@scrollserpent) July 9, 2019
Joyce doesn't everyone love a fat cloud
— Zack Sabre Floobior (@bookofloob) July 9, 2019
— NO COMMENT (@strive4hope) July 9, 2019
I have fat clouds in my living room all the time. They are groovy and radical
— ??societys ghost ? (@5280ruckus) July 9, 2019
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I don’t puff fat clouds because I like it. I puff fat clouds so that for just a millisecond I can forget I live in Ohio.
— Right Hon. Sir Tweety Bird, MD, PhD, CFA (@advice_birds) July 9, 2019
They prefer to be called thick instead of fat. You are so insensitive. I will NEVER vote for you.
— Future military wife ✨ (@24hrLofiFeed) July 9, 2019
how has this not been Ratioed yet
— Point Blake #HandsOffVenezuela (@pointblaek) July 9, 2019
— Boroni (@Boroni85) July 9, 2019
Joyce is a time traveler from the 80s folks. Calm down.
— Antifa Quiznos ?? (@itsadamntragedy) July 9, 2019
— shouting into the void (@mas0n) July 9, 2019
I'm sorry, this is unironically great and I love it.
— Huckabeeter Parker (@TylerHuckabee) July 9, 2019
Agreed.
Oh, Joyce.
— Mike Polk Jr. (@mikepolkjr) July 9, 2019
— Roger Bellin (@rogerbellin) July 9, 2019
Hey kids, if really want to be phat,
quit vaping because that is wack. pic.twitter.com/9IVlmGZREp— Demi Dlamini (@DemiDlamini) July 9, 2019
this tweet radicalized me to buy a juul
— Nick Solheim (@NickSSolheim) July 9, 2019
What is she talking about?!?
— Comrade Tadpole No 3 #GTTO (@tadpoleno3) July 9, 2019
this is a bad tweet. i will now vape for the first time, thanks a lot
— cautiouslyBRRAAAAP!timistic (@SansSandwich) July 9, 2019
Pretty sure it’s still at least 50% fleek, Poochie.
— Collard Green Enthusiast (@IButtload) July 9, 2019
Crap. You just made vaping cool.
— Only Marianne Williamson Content ?? (@ebarcuzzi) July 9, 2019
— Douglas Patch (@DouglasPatch) July 9, 2019
Hi Joyce I was just vaping on my skateboard while crushing a king can of bud and I can assure you I was extremely radical as I rolled through those flavoured clouds of smoke ??☁️?
— Hot Chicken Daddy (@jerbeeaarrr) July 9, 2019
Did you seriously just use the word "Fleek" in 2019?
Seriously?
— Aramis Marcuola-Bel (@OtterAfterDawn) July 9, 2019
NOT fleek, you say? pic.twitter.com/dy47IqbHaE
— chuck todd’s goatee (@iMWsa) July 9, 2019
Go off queen
— Jamie (@jamie_symc) July 9, 2019
I feel like you dabbed immediately after typing this.
— Terminate and Stay Resident (@mark_earnest) July 9, 2019
— Vincent (@QuatroCat) July 9, 2019
— Wine Mom??? (@winemomjill) July 9, 2019
Thank you for your gnarly service.
— Carola Rackete Fan Club (@OneAcmeMan) July 9, 2019
https://twitter.com/Conradlesnake/status/1148667887474872321
Please delete this I’m embarrassed for you
— Jordan Lancaster (@jordylancaster) July 9, 2019
Not sure where you get your information. Several double-blind studies have found vaping to be not only "fleek", but "the bee's knees" as well. One such study implied vaping was in fact very close to being considered "the cat's meow".
— Fester Bestertester (@FesterBesterte3) July 9, 2019
This tweet is going to drive an untold number of kids to vape. I want to vape just to spite this tweet.
— Toby Storm ??⛈️?️? (@TobyasStorm) July 9, 2019
I started vaping today because of this tweet
— TamaleDiet (@tamalediet) July 9, 2019
this makes me want to start a heroin habit
— VP of CSR Weyland-Yutani Corporation (@daltonnyuphilo1) July 9, 2019
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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) June 25, 2019