Eric Swalwell, aka “Who?”, is expected to announce later today that he’s taking himself out of the running for the Democratic presidential nomination. Which is probably just as well, since only about six people knew he was in the running in the first place.
NEWS: Eric Swalwell plans to drop out of the presidential race and seek reelection to the House, according to a Capitol Hill source familiar with his intentions. An announcement is expected later today in Swalwell’s district in the East Bay area outside San Francisco.
— Mark Z. Barabak (@markzbarabak) July 8, 2019
As a tribute to Swalwell’s short-lived campaign, Mitch McConnell’s minions at Team Mitch are congratulating him with a delightful shot and chaser:
Good work, Swalwell. pic.twitter.com/jBYqtPqb4z
— Team Mitch (@Team_Mitch) July 8, 2019
Let’s all pour one out for Duke Nukem.
Another hater dusted by Cocaine Mitch
— Will Estes (@WilliamAEstes) July 8, 2019
This is why Cocaine Mitch is the all time greatest
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) July 8, 2019