Just to get the ball rolling, the @BarackObama Twitter account today gave a few anecdotes from Obama voters telling why they’re voting to give the president a second term.
Peter D. from California on why he's voting to re-elect the President: “Obama has been a man of his word.”
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) November 2, 2012
Teresa from Virginia on why she’s voting for President Obama: “He has a real plan for rescuing the economy that passes the ‘math’ test.”
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) November 2, 2012
A real plan for rescuing the economy? That’s good news, because the pretend plan just hasn’t been doing the job for the past four years. And speaking of pretending, some “composite” Obama voters offered up their own reasons why they’re voting for another four years. Ask and you shall receive.
One word: #ObamaPhone MT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— big tuna (@keder) November 3, 2012
Because you made jobs your top priority, repeatedly @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— 100 Proof (@ChampionCapua) November 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/pjswan/status/264529028650774529
I want my #LadyParts to be wards of the state. RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Sister Toldjah ? (@sistertoldjah) November 3, 2012
Because I want to see my personal wealth drop another 5 grand. @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Jim Hoft (@gatewaypundit) November 3, 2012
The guy in the van gave me $10 RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Something Fishie (@somethingfishie) November 3, 2012
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Because, like, omigosh, he knows Beyonce and Jay-Z!!! RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) November 3, 2012
Oh, you're supposed to have a reason for voting? RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Area Man (@lheal) November 3, 2012
Beer summits. RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) November 3, 2012
A morbid curiosity for what "more flexibility" actually means RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— American Journalists Publish Chinese Propaganda (@JohnEkdahl) November 3, 2012
Because I believe unemployment spurs the economy and ATM's hurt it. MT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— ☤ Doc ☤ (@Doc_68W_) November 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/RexHarrisonsHat/status/264538155842158592
https://twitter.com/libertyjibbet/status/264538176184528896
I want to see how expensive O can really make gas go to! RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Room 101 (@suscitate) November 3, 2012
Endorsements from Castro, Chavez and Ahmadinejad can't be wrong! RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Tim Seibel (@TimSeibel) November 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2/status/264538248536260609
Because I hate employment. RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Jenny (@Jenny_IDLYITW) November 3, 2012
I think Jimmy Carter was a model President. RT: @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Kev (@KevDough) November 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/Tark31/status/264539088688910336
Lost a bet. RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Brian Milleville (@bmilleville) November 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/katyabram/status/264540275991511041
https://twitter.com/GOPcomedy/status/264540674253275136
Because I want to witness the COMPLETE destruction of this imperialistic nation. @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Lake Mills Right (@lakemillsright) November 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/Libertarian_76/status/264540775533125632
'Cause Obama's going to give me a wind-powered car. RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Steve Maley (@OklaNOLA) November 3, 2012
This feminism stuff is hard. I want a daddy state to take care of me. @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden? Share story:
— YelloPaddedCell (@YelloPaddedCell) November 3, 2012
Because I want to find out what comes after TRILLIONS @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Howard Roark (@shortwave8669) November 3, 2012
Because I feel guilty every day about building my buisiness RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Capehog (@capehog) November 3, 2012
I'll need help with my NCAA brackets in March. RT @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— jon gabriel (@exjon) November 3, 2012
I acted stupidly. RT @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) November 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/Neal_Dewing/status/264545764221521920
https://twitter.com/gocubsamb/status/264548890202750976
https://twitter.com/_RobRob/status/264540974578008065
4 Words: More Biden Gaffes @BarackObama: What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?#tcot #otnn
— Titan (@BOOB_level) November 3, 2012
I'll miss hijacking your stupid hashtags and Twitter blegs. @BarackObama What’s your reason for voting Obama-Biden?
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) November 3, 2012
Now, let’s not do anything rash. Obama can still tweet as an ex-president, and Twitchy will be there.