We know every little about Emoji Robinson except that he or she has tweeted only 12 times, and one of those times was this:
France has the Louvre. WHAT does the United States even have?? pic.twitter.com/tFIy0OYn0A
— Emoji Robinson (@EmojiRobinson) June 3, 2019
That photo reminds us that France also has architect I.M. Pei’s ugly Louvre Pyramid out front, so minus points for that.
Oh, and the U.S. also had I.M. Pei until just last month, for that matter.
Robinson also has only 85 followers, but the Orlando International Airport stepped up and proudly exclaimed what America has.
We have an escalator that leads up to a Chili’s. https://t.co/GQ97xqmfiq
— Orlando International Airport (@MCO) June 3, 2019
— ?????? (@_sarah_dowd_) June 3, 2019
You know it, Sarah. ? pic.twitter.com/0cMfh9qpo7
— Orlando International Airport (@MCO) June 3, 2019
I LOVE YOU
— ?????? (@_sarah_dowd_) June 3, 2019
coming thru July 4th. I'll be seein you, Chili's, and that escalator then
— riles. (@rileyhotsauce) June 3, 2019
This is very good news.
— Orlando International Airport (@MCO) June 3, 2019
— ?Drunk@Disney+? (@DrunkAtdisney) June 3, 2019
— Reasons I'm Broke Podcast ?️ (@ReasonsImBroke) June 3, 2019
— Verónica (@Vero_Vuela) June 3, 2019
We have a Bojangles!
— CLT Airport (@CLTAirport) June 3, 2019
Recommended
— Orlando International Airport (@MCO) June 3, 2019
I also like @BahamaBreeze while waiting to fly ? pic.twitter.com/2R4dUQmuGA
— Karla Campos (@SocialMediaSass) June 3, 2019
We say that’s a solid choice, Karla! Thanks so much for flying MCO.
— Orlando International Airport (@MCO) June 3, 2019
Your fountain is spiffy ? pic.twitter.com/ulvVaXTbNW
— Karla Campos (@SocialMediaSass) June 3, 2019
Going to be waiting for a flight to arrive this evening. Is the Chili’s before or after the security check point?
— Damian Salas (@vthokie) June 3, 2019
Hi, Damian! It's pre-security right across from security checkpoint for gates 1-59. Enjoy! ?
— Orlando International Airport (@MCO) June 3, 2019
Thanks! I’ll be there for dinner!
— Damian Salas (@vthokie) June 3, 2019
Imma be going up those escalators this Saturday. See you there.
— Davo’s Bizarre Adventure ? E3 (@BigDavidMullins) June 3, 2019
That’s the move. See you Saturday, sir.
— Orlando International Airport (@MCO) June 3, 2019
What more do we really need?
— Jarrett Lawrence (@JLaw_93) June 3, 2019
We’ll handle this one: There is nothing more needed. ?
— Orlando International Airport (@MCO) June 3, 2019
A Chick-fil-A would be nice.
I’m also certain the Chili’s is much more profitable pic.twitter.com/OZSUP7EYtK
— YoungstownDon (@DonYoungstown) June 3, 2019
Nothing but respect for my airport
— Kimberly (@kimkonnection) June 3, 2019
This is a big day for Airport Twitter
— Mark The Job Haver (@swimtoshorey) June 3, 2019
Other things the United States has that France does not:
Boom pic.twitter.com/VSXE9MAgHr
— Dan Rathernot (@rathernotdan) June 3, 2019
John Wick https://t.co/Gfv5ehghS0
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 3, 2019
Hotels with ducks that walk the red carpet pic.twitter.com/UIgu21n56T
— ? Esmahan ? (@EsmahSultan) June 3, 2019
Hi….. pic.twitter.com/AjM2J6AtnJ
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) June 3, 2019
The KFC Double Down pic.twitter.com/ekI27x8fLc
— Daniel Hasenbein (@DHasenbeinUA) June 3, 2019
This is what AMERICA has. ?? pic.twitter.com/QBsrZCzzhd
— Tim Millard (@Raunchola) June 3, 2019
If you have to ask, you’re too clueless to appreciate it.
— The One and Only Jules ™️ (@ImJuliCaldwell) June 3, 2019
Shamrock Shakes.
— Charlie 3 Sticks (@dj23white) June 3, 2019
Betty White pic.twitter.com/cs5JN0OzWE
— G (@stevensongs) June 3, 2019
Straight teeth pic.twitter.com/6OLrlUkDWB
— Chad Peck (@ChadPeck74) June 3, 2019
Men, Women of substance, aspirations, individual liberty, Dentistry, and showers.
— jim palmer (@spiv) June 3, 2019
Showers https://t.co/qHLAMY0nNV
— Bob Malak (@bob_malak) June 3, 2019
— ??? ???????? ???????? (@NFL_Journal) June 3, 2019
One of the most beautiful and diverse landscapes in the world, plus monuments, famous museums and buildings etc…
— rick (@rickinabox1) June 3, 2019
Anything we want, anytime we want it. ? pic.twitter.com/2vNvONJJJr
— Anthony (@RDS_) June 3, 2019
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GRRL BYE! Alyssa Milano tries picking a fight with Wendy’s over spicy chicken nuggets annnd now we’re DEAD https://t.co/EOmxAlJ9L1
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 6, 2019