Autistic transgender activist, revolutionary, and Sputnik news wire writer Morgan Artyukhina caught sight of something amazing in the footage of the uprising in Venezuela today: a dude who apparently flew right from a Washington Nationals game to Venezuela.
When you fly directly from Washington to take part in a coup d'etat and you forget to take off the @Nationals cap before you fire on Venezuelan soldiers… #VenezuelaCoup #HandsOffVenezuela pic.twitter.com/yroK9KRZw2
— Morgan Artyukhina (@LavenderNRed) April 30, 2019
Americans, man.
lmao, yes, I can think of no reason why a Latin American might be wearing MLB gear, it's unfathomable https://t.co/IspgGy3pYz
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) April 30, 2019
I want to say after Dominicans, Venezuelans are the most represented nationality in the MLB
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) April 30, 2019
(after Americans, duh)
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) April 30, 2019
Deleted, but this one is still up pic.twitter.com/bhlt7Wj2tA
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) April 30, 2019
If you’re going to be a leftist at least don’t be a stupid one.
— ⚡️Erick Brockway⚡️ (@erickbrockway) April 30, 2019
Gaff of the day. ?
— Backissue Dav (@David_DeCorte) April 30, 2019
I too think that only Americans like baseball
— S (@rsk1911) April 30, 2019
You know that Baseball is the most popular sport in Venezuela right?
— Caleb (@ONeill_ForReal) April 30, 2019
Very few things to do with baseball in Venezuela.
— Joe (@venezuela_joe) April 30, 2019
Because non-Americans never wear American sports gear.?
— ItIsGoodToBeQueenOfSpring (@redandright) April 30, 2019
No way a person in a huge baseball country could like a foreign baseball team. Just simply no way……
— Robert Pearson (@rpearson27) April 30, 2019
Is… is that the only possible explanation? I didn’t realize the MLB didn’t sell hats outside of the U.S.
— J. Tiberius Jerk (@twittahlessJ) April 30, 2019
Wearing hats in other countries doesn’t involve getting on a plane. You know that, right? How do you know that this guy “flew from Washington”?
— ? (@md_dc) April 30, 2019
We read it on Sputnik News!
There are approximately 100 Venezeulans playing in MLB currently. Including 2 on the Nationals.
— Charles Pierce (@unclechuckTN) April 30, 2019
About 10% of the MLB is Venezuelan. Pulling you my chair. pic.twitter.com/denewUQ1w4
— HistoricSweepCalvin (@MWBRI) April 30, 2019
The HOTTEST of intellectual takes right here.
— Convince (@ConvincingPpl) April 30, 2019
Nationals hats are only sold in DC to govt officials who give them to operatives in foreign countries so they don't lose track of them
— Dylan Morgan (@dylanfmorgan) April 30, 2019
The Nats themselves are an undercover government organization. Which explains why they spend a lot of money and never get anywhere.
— Gil Reich (@GilR) April 30, 2019
Baseball is only popular with CIA contractors, you know.
— nachtstory (@nacht_story) April 30, 2019
Oh my god – the nationals play in 1 hour. Will he make it back in time? I mean he must play for the nationals – he’s wearing the hat and everything.
— John Schreiber ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@JohnSchreiber8) April 30, 2019
Because being a transgender revolutionary & activist, besides writing for Russian troll site, @SputnikInt, keeps you v. busy, you probably didn't have time to Google the fact that:
– Baseball is most popular sport in Venezuela
– One of @Nationals best ex-players is Venezuelan— Chris (@RealChrisCotts) April 30, 2019
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I have my own hat, & I am very close to @Nationals fan leaders. I can give you a big scoop on a planned coup against Mike Rizzo & Davey Martinez (you can describe me as a source very close to the plotters)#OnePursuit@TalkNats2@FightinHydrant pic.twitter.com/RA8tQYAqC2
— Chris (@RealChrisCotts) April 30, 2019
There are 117 MLB players from Venezuela. That’s more than from any other US state except for California. Dominican Republic has a few more.
Venezuela loves baseball.
— Gomes (@GomesBolt) April 30, 2019
When did I say he wasn't a Venezuelan?
— Morgan Artyukhina (@LavenderNRed) April 30, 2019
She’s got you there; she never said he was American. He could very well be a Venezuelan National who flew home to join Trump’s coup.
Stop being a troglodyte
— ? (@md_dc) April 30, 2019
Related:
'Always on the side of tyranny': Ben Rhodes' take on Venezuela is predictably self-unaware (not to mention shameful) https://t.co/PBp2uTFCWO
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 30, 2019