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EASY there, Spartacus! Cory Booker gets TOUGH, DEMANDS #MuellerReport RIGHT NOW (there's just 1 hilarious problem)

Remember when Cory Booker made a big deal about sharing classified documents with the public … even though they had already been declassified? It was his ‘Spartacus’ moment.

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Welp, he just tried to have another one with the Mueller Report and yeah, we’re pretty damn amused.

RIGHT NOW.

Dude, they’re releasing it at 11 a.m. eastern.

Not even an hour OUT from his tweet.

Because he can pound his chest and play all big and bad for his dozens of supporters, that’s why.

That too.

When Spartacus says jump they say HOW HIGH?!

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Annnd we’re dead.

It’s gonna be a loooong day folks. Buckle up.


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