Forgive us for missing this yesterday, but this Mueller report analogy from David Frum is just too good not to highlight:
1. A truck of TVs is hijacked.
2. Your son meets with the hijackers.
3. Your campaign manager shares route information with them.
4. You are recorded on video saying, "I love truck hijacking."
5. The TVs are in your house.
Happy No Collusion Day.
— David Frum (@davidfrum) March 24, 2019
You seem upset, David.
Because you have seen more evidence than Mueller has seen and are a more skilled prosecutor than him.
— seer of better ?? (@ZelalemBogale) March 25, 2019
What? Yeah, no. David’s just struggling with a precious lefty narrative crumbling and doesn’t really know what to do with himself so he’s settled on having a psychotic break.
Explain to me why Alex Jones is being deplatformed https://t.co/xkoBM1WWFV
— No Collusion Will (@Oil_Guns_Merica) March 25, 2019
@davidfrum is up there with Alex Jones as my favorite conspiracy theorist.
— The Anunnaki (@Anunnaki48) March 24, 2019
Frum can rock a tinfoil hat with the best of ’em.
Complete meltdown. Can I get a TV. ?
— Gabriel Sterling (@Sterling_NJ) March 24, 2019
This is absolute grade A nonsense.
— DidYouKnow (@ComputingIsArt) March 24, 2019
You should seek help.
— Mark “Learn 2 Code” C ?? (@UntraceableMC) March 24, 2019
Recommended
You have legit lost your mind.
— JimmyTheBartender (@HYFRitsJimmy) March 25, 2019
Something tells us that David’s gonna be struggling a lot in the coming days. If he’s got issues processing the reality of the Mueller report, just think of how hard it’s going to be for him to process this reality:
You will never matter ever again for the rest of your life.
— Colin Duffy (@TheRightDuff) March 24, 2019