We’ve heard that Vice President Joe Biden once in a while can forget little things, like which state he’s in, or which century he’s in. Tomorrow night he’ll be in Danville, Ky., debating Paul Ryan, and helpful Twitter users have provided their own #BidenDebateChecklist to ensure that Uncle Joe doesn’t forget anything important.
So, just what might we find stashed behind Biden’s podium? Let’s have a look.
https://twitter.com/KevOnTheRight/status/256136054086705153
#BidenDebateChecklist Check audience for people in wheelchairs.
— NavyTim (@ChiefNavyTim) October 10, 2012
#BidenDebateChecklist button to cue rimshot sound so people know when he's joking.
— Bryson Giles (@foreignholiday) October 10, 2012
#BidenDebateChecklist Pants
— PGK Mark (@PgkMark) October 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/themorecowbell/status/256137680562298881
#BidenDebateChecklist Don't forget my math for dummies book
— Phebelyn (@HWinFL) October 10, 2012
#BidenDebateChecklist J-O-B-S
— Tracy Hampton (@tracyach) October 10, 2012
#BidenDebateChecklist Super Debatomat Debating Machine from Ronco.
— AMF Lincoln ن (@AMFLincoln) October 10, 2012
#BidenDebateChecklist Chainsaw.
— Dug Franklin (@EShoreLifeStyle) October 10, 2012
#BidenDebateChecklist Jewish/Italian joke book
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) October 10, 2012
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Dirty bathrobe, tinfoil hat, MD20/20 empties, shopping cart with broken wheel, broken records, class warfare. #BidenDebateChecklist
— Free Market MD (@freedomdoctor) October 10, 2012
#BidenDebateChecklist propeller beanie
— Sic Semper Tyrannis (@marklindesr) October 10, 2012
#BidenDebatechecklist F-bomb shock collar.
— Eris Estelle (@75watt) October 10, 2012
Hey Martha Raddatz, it’s Joe Biden!
@DuaneFiresta #BidenDebateChecklist Don't force Martha to sit on my lap!
— Mic (@mherlhy0816) October 10, 2012