Is this why Beto O’Rourke went to the dentist yesterday? To get his teeth all nice and sparkly for Queen Oprah?
Brace yourselves, folks. It’s all happening:
Um, Oprah is gonna do a live interview with @BetoORourke in Times Square on Feb. 5. That is all.
— Amy Chozick (@amychozick) January 11, 2019
— Amy Chozick (@amychozick) January 11, 2019
Because of course.
Lol of course ? https://t.co/CyL5rlC9S7
— Andy (@andypatton) January 11, 2019
Lolllllllll https://t.co/5Mk2E5ELrx
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) January 11, 2019
When did she get a dental hygienist license? https://t.co/Jj2eOgMGOl
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) January 11, 2019
Is it customary for dental hygienists to perform tongue baths?
Doesn't take a genius to imagine where this is going… https://t.co/yPOVEEjBuP
— Esoteric Jeff (@EsotericCD) January 11, 2019
We definitely know where we’re going: Off to start getting liquored up for this thing. We’re gonna need one hell of a head-start.