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Alert the media! Sounds like Beto O'Rourke's plotting 'an attack on our First Amendment'

Ooo, you guys! Have you heard? Beto O’Rourke’s reportedly gearing up to take his show on the road again:

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Hey, wait a minute … what’s all this business about no press?

But … but we thought …

Isn’t Beto supposed to be better than that? For shame!

To be fair, though, maybe he’s just trying to avoid a potentially awkward situation:

Now that we think about it, yeah, it probably does make things a little easier. So does this, actually: