We’re not quite sure how to introduce this one, so without further adieu, here ya go:
Romaine lettuce is too dangerous to be in stores, but guns are still available 24 hours per day https://t.co/Moza2NKtlF pic.twitter.com/UXRES0eX8E
— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) November 24, 2018
And we’re pretty sure they weren’t hacked by the staff at The Onion.
There is no constitutional right to bear salad.
— Razor (@hale_razor) November 24, 2018
Don’t bother ThinkProgress with reality, they’re on a roll!
There should definitely be background checks and mandatory ID to buy salad.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) November 24, 2018
Close the coleslaw loophole NOW.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) November 24, 2018
TP’s tweet was a gift from the mockery gods:
So, vegans are more dangerous than gun owners?
— The Original E (@The_Original_E_) November 24, 2018
i too support a strict regime of salad control in this country https://t.co/R2aHeAiaya
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) November 24, 2018
Not even worried about lettuce bc this tweet just killllllled me
????? https://t.co/ax4jtmf0AA— Sarah (@mamaswati) November 24, 2018
Yes I am a big fan of the Salad Amendment https://t.co/uV5jDSco4D
— Amber Athey (@amber_athey) November 24, 2018
To think that any child could purchase a bag of lettuce anytime they wanted, without a background check. https://t.co/onG5H9RTqW
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) November 24, 2018
Recommended
And just imagine what might happen if guns and lettuce cross paths:
good god now we have guns with romaine bayonets
— Glenn Scott (@glennsc) November 24, 2018
Here ya go, Buddy. pic.twitter.com/shXPhMzkWq
— Noxious News (@NoxiousNews) November 24, 2018
*Romayonet.
— Jay Riddell (@JDell1981) November 24, 2018
The horror!
Using the word “think” in your publication’s name is pretty generous.
— Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) November 24, 2018
LMAO!
Quite possibly the dumbest Tweet ever… https://t.co/UjjPZLROK9
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) November 24, 2018
But tomorrow’s another day.