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'SEND MORE MONEY'! Beto O'Rourke's Senate dream crashes as Ted Cruz takes #TXSen

Sorry, Beyoncé. Looks like your eleventh-hour effort to clinch the Texas Senate race for Beto O’Rourke just wasn’t enough:

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Bummer, man.

Oh well. Even in defeat, Beto’s still victorious. After all, he’s still got all that sweet, sweet Hollywood cash. Though no doubt he can always use more:

Make it rain!