Welp, we're dead! If this doesn't prove Dick Durbin is full of it, we don't know WHAT does

After accusing Brett Kavanaugh of perjury, Dick Durbin actually did this:

Durbin is quoting "conservative columnist" @JRubinBlogger on the floor now.

— Matthew Salzwedel (@mrsalzwedel) October 5, 2018

We heard it. He wasn’t laughing. He was dead-serious.

And now, we’re just dead.

Conservative… pic.twitter.com/ASMi1xlyOL

— M. Arthur Hammond (@M_ArthurHammond) October 5, 2018

? https://t.co/qFypwAKLjP

— RBe (@RBPundit) October 5, 2018

Bahhahahahhahaha

— iamcam (@iamcam55) October 5, 2018

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://t.co/7Zk1qaQBX6

— Meech (@michi83) October 5, 2018

Conservative? That would be like calling Durbin an "intelligent" Senator.

— Grider (@Grider11123590) October 5, 2018

In other words, it’s complete and utter bullsh*t.

I wonder if that violates perjury laws

— DR. WERNER BRANDES PARODY ACCOUNT (@jontheharris) October 5, 2018

Throw the book at Dick Durbin. Throw it hard.