As Twitchy told you, recently fired FBI employee Peter Strzok has apparently wasted no time parlaying his new unemployment into an opportunity to make a few hundred thousand bucks. According to his GoFundMe, the “proud husband and father” looking for at least $150,000 to help cover “legal costs and his lost income.” Poor guy.

Anyway, as of this post’s publication, he’s raised more than $31,000. Where’s that money coming from? Well, it’s coming from guys like Brookings Institution senior fellow Benjamin Wittes:

Oh, this should be good:

Sucker.

https://twitter.com/kebejay/status/1029086407036350466

A lot of fools are parting with their money today.

https://twitter.com/anne6354/status/1029070521089118208

Whatever you boneheads need to tell yourself to justify your decision to throw your money away.

They’re very particular with their generosity.